The Problem with Vampires

The Problem with Vampires

[This article was first published on Hubpages in 2010. It has since been de-indexed.]

By Aya Katz

A friend of mine is a big fan of the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer. I haven’t read the books, nor do I feel any particular desire to do so. But I have seen the two movies that came out, mostly by accident. My daughter and I were hoping to see something else, but in a small rural location the choices are limited, and once we take the trouble to make it out of the house to see a movie, it seems a shame to cancel the outing just on account of the movie itself.

I mentioned to my friend that I’d seen the movies and hadn’t been impressed. She answered: “Well, of course, you weren’t. It’s just a love story!”

Now what’s that supposed to mean!?!

Does it mean that she thinks that I wouldn’t be interested in a love story? Because I’m not into love? Or because I’m not into “just love”? And what exactly is “just love”? Can any story be just a love story? Doesn’t it also have to be about something else? Can love exist in a vacuum?

This is the same friend who prefaced another movie recommendation like this: “I’m not sure you’re going to like it, because it’s not about justice.”

My friend knows me really well. Yes, I do have a fixation on justice. I would have been a really good lawyer, if justice had had anything to do with it. But… I’m not nearly that limited. I write love stories, too. Only they’re not “just” love stories, because I don’t see how love can become disembodied and detached from every other aspect of life.

How Stephanie Meyer came up with Twilight

The Beginnings of Twilight — And the Limits of Romance

But let’s face it: Twilight is a particular kind of love story. It is story about love and vampires. And it’s selling really well! Supposedly intended as a teen romance, it is being read by people of all ages — mostly women.

My friend knows a lot of the back story, because she is a true fan. According to her, Stephanie Meyer, the author of Twilight, saw the first glimmering of the story in a vivid dream. At the time, she was a wife and mother, a full time housewife, with laundry and diapers and swim lessons and all the usual. And suddenly, in a dream, she saw an ordinary girl and a shimmery, beautiful young man talking to each other in a meadow. During stolen moments from her domestic chores, Meyer began to write down the story, until she had a complete five hundred page manuscript. And then…. she showed it to her sister.

“Wait a minute,” I interrupted my friend. “Her sister? Why her sister?”

“Well, they’re very close. Her sister is her best friend.”

“Okay. Well, what about her husband?”

“Oh, she didn’t show it to her husband. He wouldn’t have understood.”

“Huh. How come?”

“Well, you know how men are.”

I laughed. “No, actually, I don’t. What are men like?”

“You can’t tell them anything.”

“Why not?”

“Because they don’t listen.”

But apparently vampires are different. Vampires listen.You could tell a vampire just about anything.

 

My Own Guilty Pleasure

In case you think I don’t appreciate Twilight because I am just too snobbish to enjoy a good vampire story, I’ll let you in on a secret. When I was ten years old, my favorite TV show was Dark Shadows, and I was very much intrigued by a vampire named Barnabas Collins. We were living in Ann Arbor, Michigan. We had just left Israel for good, and I didn’t have any friends. I would rush home to watch Dark Shadows, and that was about the most important thing in the world to me at the time.

Now, Barnabas Collins had a taste for pretty young women, starting with his sweetheart Josette, and continiuing with every other ingenue who showed up at Collinwood. Maggie Evans, Victoria Winters, they were all the same. Young, pretty and not very smart. They made good victims, and he was constantly at work to transform every one of them into the spitting image of his dear, departed Josette. I was just ten years old, and yet, I didn’t really identify with these girls. My heroine was Dr. Julia Hoffman, a middle aged woman who wanted to cure Barnabas of his condition.

Julia Hoffman was played by Grayson Hall, and because I was such a Julia fan, I cut out the article about her in TV Guide and pasted it to my closet door. I wanted to grow up to be just like Julia!

Julia and Barnabas make a deal

[The video has been unpublished, so you’ll have to guess what is in it.]
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The video I’ve embedded above is fairly representative of both Dark Shadows, as a series, and of the Barnabas-Julia relationship in particular. I can’t watch it now without laughing, but it’s still good clean fun! I love, for instance, that Barnabas starts choking Julia while saying: “I’m going to kill you, …. Miss Hoffman.” (It’s hard to remember a person’s name when you are choking them, but it’s nice that he announces his intentions so clearly, and bothers to acknowledge her formally.) Julia corrects him: “Doctor Hoffman!” Barnabas is so impressed by her new title that he relents in his efforts to snuff her out.

What was Dark Shadows really about? Why did I like watching it as child? To me, it explored the boundaries, not between life and death, as Julia announces in her appeal to Barnabas, but between good and evil. Barnabas was intriguing, because, despite his twisted life style, there was always some glimmer of hope. There were the moments when he was pure evil, and there were times when despite this, he was overcome by remorse or tenderness and did something unexpectedly good, sacrificing his own self-interest for what was right.

Conversely, the “good characters” were seldom entirely good. They had moral lapses. They were selfish. Like Julia in this scene, they were not always aware of their true motives.

But what about the stilted dialogue and the wooden delivery? Well, guess what: I really like those, too. You probably think that nobody actually talks like that, but I do! I really do. I talk like a book. I learned English from books, not people. And for years, I looked around waiting to find a man who also would talk like a book. Wooden delivery, stilted grammar, outdated vocabulary and all.

I’m not sure if Dark Shadows was intended to be this funny, but I still enjoy the melodrama. What I’m trying to say is this: it’s precisely because of the seriousness with which these lines are delivered that I still find them effective. There is no point in poking fun at something, unless on some level we find it deeply moving. It wouldn’t be this funny if it weren’t so true to life.

Take this exchange:

Barnabas: What is it you want?

Julia: You!

Barnabas: I don’t know what you mean by that, but it doesn’t matter…

That, in a nutshell, is the story of my life! And it is because this is exactly the opposite of what my friend has experienced at the hands of men that we have very divergent views of what men — or vampires — are like. For her, they are people you can’t have a conversation with, because they are all action and no talk. For me, they are all talk and no action.

My Fair Lady: “Show Me” (The Missouri state motto)

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What They Are Like Depends on What We Are Like

The problem with vampires is that they are what we make of them. Much like men and women and dogs and apes. As somebody in My Fair Lady once remarked, the difference between a flower girl and a lady is not how she behaves, but how she is treated.

What are vampires like? What was Barnabas Collins like? The answer depended on who he was with. With his trusty, but dimwitted assistant Willy Loomis, he was tyrannical, despotic and a pain in the neck. With Josette, and all the Josette look-alikes, he was tender, gallant and a pain in the neck. He wanted to drink everybody’s blood — except Julia’s. He found her unappetizing, so he was just going to choke her. But his dialogue with Julia was generally better than the lines he had with his sweet young victims. Julia was somebody he could talk to. Eventually he came to trust and rely on her.

We make our own histories. Our own behavior writes the script for whoever is with us. If my friend finds it impossible to talk to men, it may be that she makes it impossible for them to talk to her. If Stephanie Meyers couldn’t share her deepest, most intimate longings with her husband, then maybe her view of romance is due for a revision. And if I want to stop being treated like Dr. Julia Hoffman, maybe I should stop behaving like her. But old habits die hard!

Conclusion

My friend says that the Twilight books describe experiences that all women have shared and that they give vent to the longings of all womankind for intimacy and love. But not all women long for the same things, precisely because not all women have been deprived of the same things. We long for what is missing in our lives. And the Twilight series, from what I’ve seen of the movies, appears to have been written to satisfy the fantasies of Maggie Evans and Victoria Winters and Josette DuPres. Neither Julia Hoffman nor Barnabas Collins would get much out of it.

(c) 2010 Aya Katz

31 comments

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nhkatz 5 years ago from Bloomington, Indiana

Aya,

I haven’t seen either Twilight movie, but enjoyed this National Review review entitled “Just bite her, already.”

http://article.nationalreview.com/415299/just-bite…

If you’re interested in a “just a love story” movie, I highly recommend “Yes Man” with Jim Carrey and Zooey Deschanel. It’s not really about justice but has interesting things to say about chastity and the lack

thereof.


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Aya Katz 5 years ago from The OzarksHub Author

Thanks, Nets. That was a pretty good review. However, he’s mistaken about the target audience and the fan base. It’s not just twelve-year-olds, surprisingly enough.


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Jerilee Wei 5 years ago from United States

Read all her books, just because my adult daughter and granddaughter and all their friends and co-workers were soooo intrigued and into them. Just had to know what it was all about. Found the books well-written, and must say if I had not read them, I would not have remotely enjoyed the movies, although they were age appropriate for teens. I found it most interesting that mothers and daughters who during teen years often don’t like the same things both were clearly enjoying a shared moment.

For me, the better book was the one not about vampires.

I don’t think it’s possible for most men and most women to ever view “love” in the same context.

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Aya Katz 5 years ago from The OzarksHub Author

  • Jerilee, thanks for your comment and for sharing your take on the Twilight books. Though I have not read her, I have no doubt that Stephanie Meyer is a skillful writer. After all, she has achieved huge success among a much bigger group of readers than her original target audience. In today’s publishing market, that is a remarkable achievement.

    My hub was not really a review of the Twilight movies, so much as a commentary on American sexual mores. Maybe it’s not possible “for most men and most women to view love in the same context”, but it seems to me that a romantic relationship can’t really be satisfying unless the two people involved do share a context.

    My frame of reference is Rand’s view of romance. While I recognize that most men (or women) are not capable of delivering a ten page philosophical diatribe immediately prior to, during, and after sex, there has got to be some sort of middle ground where ordinary people can meet.

    Most men are not Cyrano de Bergerac and can’t compose poetry off the cuff in middle of a sword fight, but in my experience they are not nearly as inarticulate as American women seem to believe them to be.


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    gramarye 5 years ago from Adelaide – Australia

    I haven’t read or watched, but this hub has filled me in with all that I need to know – thanks.

     


     

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    Aya Katz 5 years ago from The OzarksHub Author

    Gramarye, thanks! Glad you got the information you needed.

     


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    Susana S 5 years agoLevel 1 Commenter

    A very interesting read Aya 🙂 I have never been into vampires in anyway shape or form – I guess I must project onto other things, lol. The only vampire film that ever really intrigued me was “The Hunger” that had David Bowie in it – it broke down boundaries around sexuality and asked philosophical questions about how long we’d really want to live for.

    I can see why vampire mythology is attractive to so many people – you point out some very good reasoning as to why this might be the case.


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    Aya Katz 5 years ago from The OzarksHub Author

    Susana, thanks! I haven’t seen the “The Hunger”, but your description makes it sound like something I might enjoy.


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    Shalini Kagal 5 years ago from India

    Hi Aya – as always, a wonderfully written hub and if I’d read it before I read the series, maybe I would have been just a wee bit dissuaded, However, a teenage daughter and with all of us greedily devouring every book that comes into the house – I’m glad I did. I’ve put off watching the movies because right now, this whole fairytale like romance is so vivid the way I’ve imagined it.

    Why do most women like fairytale romances? I think it goes beyond all the fairytale stories we were fed with, the Mills and Boon, the soppy love songs. Somewhere inside, is every woman’s ideal man and while men don’t really fall in line with this image we carry inside, we keep the ideal alive in our minds and hearts with fare like this. And of course, the ‘bad’ man who changes thanks to the woman is even better! Somehow makes us feel all powerful I think. This is not to say that we are not happy – we could be as happy as can be and yet feel the need for these delicious escapades!

    A few grow out of these dreams. They are the wise, mature souls who see and think logically – and hats off to them! However, it’s also nice to feel that the rest of us are pretty happy escaping to the fairytale corners of our mind through the pages of our book or a movie 🙂


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    Aya Katz 5 years ago from The OzarksHub Author

    Shalini, it’s good to have fairy tales and dreams and fantasies and ideals that are bigger than life. I don’t want to stomp on that at all. I have fantasies, too, and I cherish and nurture them.

    The points I was trying to make are these:

    1) While all women may have fantasies about romance, not all women share the same fantasy. It depends to some extent on your experiences. Women who are happily married and have all their basic needs met may fantasize about a man who can hold back. Women who are not so lucky fantasize about a man who can’t wait. It’s really quite logical, if you think about it.

    2) There IS something wrong if the male and female heterosexual ideals are greatly at variance. This is completely different from saying that we as individuals fall short of our ideals. For instance, avid Ayn Rand fans, if they are female, might fantasize about Howard Roark or John Galt or Francisco D’Anconia. It goes without saying that most men fall short of that. Avid male Rand fans may fantasize about Dagny Taggart. Most women fall short of that. But there is something definitely wrong if most women fantasize about an effeminate prince charming who does not act on his sexual desires, while most men fantasize about a racy woman. Their actual, real life romances are bound to be disappointing.

    And anyway, no two people really fantasize about exactly the same thing, do they?

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    Crazy888 5 years ago

    hello aya. have not been on for awhile and i am teribly sorry abou that.

    my duaghters are all about twilight. its the only thing that matters to them. the last book in particuar was a little to inaproropraite for a 6th grader. i have read all of the books and only enjoyed two of them. the first movie was not very good nor the second oe. of cource my daughters loved every second of it and bought it on DVD. i am not going to allow my daughters to see the last movie, more because it is very inapropriate. they will probualy not like my desicion but, a parent is the head ruler of the house, no mater what happends

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    Aya Katz 5 years ago from The OzarksHub Author

    Crazy888, good to hear from you again. As a parent of a sixth grader, you certainly have the right to make that decision. However, be aware that as soon as the video comes out, they can always watch it at a friend’s house.

    My daughter enjoyed the two Twilight movies we saw more than I did, but she’s not really a big fan of it, either. She thought the second movie was better than the first. When I scoffed at the idea that marriage would somehow legitimize blood sucking, she replied quite coolly: “Well, they’re old enough to get married.” I had to agree with her there. ;->


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    glassvisage 4 years ago from Northern California

    Aya, you’re so wonderful. It’s these personal, honest Hubs of yours that I appreciate so much. Thank you for this insight into the influence and role of vampires (and telling us about some vampires we may not be so familiar with. From the title, I was expecting a Hub about how people have a problem with the obsessive love shared between the characters of “Twilight”, but I see it’s much more 🙂

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    Aya Katz 4 years ago from The OzarksHub Author

    Glassvisage, good to hear from you! I always enjoy your comments, as you are able to see beneath the surface.


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    Crazy888 4 years ago

    thanks for the advice aya. I know i cant hide the innapropraite stuff from her forever but i think i should wait nutil she is more mature, dont you?


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    Aya Katz 4 years ago from The OzarksHub Author

    Crazy888, I agree that it is your prerogative as a parent to monitor your children’s viewing. However, if the movie you don’t want your daughters to see has not yet come out, maybe you should wait until it does and view it yourself before making up your mind.

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    Crazy888 4 years ago

    thanks for the tip

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    Aya Katz 4 years ago from The OzarksHub Author

    Crazy888, no problem.

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    lxxy 4 years ago from Beneath, Between, Beyond

    I’d hate to think my lady couldn’t be up front with me. I’m sure up front with her. 😉

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    Aya Katz 4 years ago from The OzarksHub Author

    Ixxy, I hope your lady feels free to be as up front with you as you are with her.;->


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    Sunshine625 3 years ago from Orlando, FLLevel 6 Commenter

    I read the Twilight books. I wrote a hub about them. Book #4 was my least favorite. I watched the first movie, it was dull so I passed on the rest. I think I remember Dark Shadows as a young kid, but I think I’m blocking it since it probably scared the life out of me. Haha! I intend to see the movie because Johnny Depp will be starring in it. No other reason. Just to see Johnny. 🙂

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    AudreyHowitt 3 years ago from CaliforniaLevel 6 Commenter

    I loved Dark Shadows when I was a kid! We would troop home from school, get a snack and pile in front of the tv–


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    Aya Katz 3 years ago from The OzarksHub Author

    Audrey, me, too! It was the best thing on at the time!

     

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    Aya Katz 2 years ago from The OzarksHub Author

    Sunshine625, I just now read your comment. Yes, DS was scary back then! Gave me nightmares!


     

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    Aya Katz 2 years ago from The OzarksHub Author

    Sunshine625, I just now read your comment. Yes, DS was scary back then! Gave me nightmares!

     

     

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    SweetiePie 2 years ago from Southern California, USALevel 2 Commenter

    I found your hub via Pinterest, and just wanted to add my observations of Twilight. Honestly, I really did not have an interest to read it initially, but I only did because everyone was reading it a few years ago, and I sort of need to be in the know about books to some extent. Many people would ask me my opinions about Twilight, and I thought the best way to explain it to people would be by reading the books.

    There was no crazed teenage sex in the Twilight series, well at least not until Bella and Edward get married, but there were some odd masochist aspects to it. For instance, Bella can be intelligent when she applied herself, she was good with chemistry, but early on in the book it seems her obsession becomes Edward specific. There are many other boys who like her because she is new to Forks, and thus mysterious, but she only has eyes for Edward.

    At first she thinks he is ignoring her, but eventually she realizes he tried to keep his distance because he is overly attracted to the scent of her blood, and perplexed because he mind is the only one he cannot read, which is one of his vampire gifts.

    Eventually Edward and Bella become a couple and go to prom together, which I guess plays into the fantasy of a lot of women who wish they could have taken their dream date to the prom. I think some women marry men that are different than their ideal, and I am not saying Stephanie Meyer did that per se, but perhaps she did because she felt she could not show the novel to her husband at first. Edward likes to play classical music and he reads the classics, and some men find that foo foo, and I think what is wildly popular about Edward is he is a guy that is everything the typical red blooded American male is not. Whereas many men would prefer to go off roading or watching the football game, Edward is the type of guy that would write you a love letter and take you to watch the ballet.

    Okay I do not completely relate to this, but I kind of see the appeal because I once dated a guy who just refused to ever write a romancy type love letter, but then I realized I would only want someone to write a letter like that if it were genuine. However, there is a Sex and the City episode that sort of deals with this phenomenon about how culturally American men really do not do the ubber romantic thing, such as taking a woman to the Opera and composing love songs for her. Not that there are not American men like that, but I think this novel taps into the fixation many American women have long had with the romantic type of men of years ago, or maybe the type of man who goes to operas and ballets in a sophisticated European city. It is pure fantasy, and I have talked to a lot of women whose husbands sort of poke fun at their chick flick fantasies, but the women also do not want to partake in the men’s favorite shows. This is not with everyone to be honest, but I have just seen this is in some relationships, but is why I am holding out for a person I have much more in common with. I have also seen some relationships break up over differences like this.

    What I find creepy about the series is the masochist undercurrent. Edward always shows up when Bella is in mortal danger, and thus she comes to associate he with this. In the second book New Moon Edward’s family throws Bella a party for her eighteenth birthday, and she accidentally cuts her finger on a piece of glass and it bleeds. Edward’s adopted brother Jasper tries to attack her, and has to be held off by Edward and Doctor Carlisle, their adopted father. Carlisle is the only one who can handle the scent of Bella’s blood because he works as a doctor, and he is one of those vampires who is 100% disciplined.

    Anyway, Edward comes to Bella the next day and tells her he needs to leave, and she is completely devastated. Thus begins a series of events when Bella begins acting like a jilted woman, and putting herself in danger hoping it will bring Edward back.

    I was completely turned off by the masochist aspect of New Moon, and eventually Bella dives off a cliff into the Pacific Ocean, which brings Edward back because this time she nearly drowns. The entire concept behind these novels is about how women want to secretly be rescued, and I really just cannot identify with it. I think you might be right about people lacking something in their love life if they need to find it in a book. I am not saying that is the only reason people read this book, but it makes me wonder.

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    Aya Katz 2 years ago from The OzarksHub Author

    SweetiePie, I can see why the masochistic element in Twilight could be disturbing. To me, it is more annoying than disturbing, because Bella is so self-involved that she doesn’t seem to realize there are other dramatic things going on in the world, besides the drama she creates artificially by endangering her own life.

    I think that to a lot of American women, the idea that a man would “restrain himself” and avoid indulging his appetites is alluring because they have never encountered men who were self-restrained around them. The idea that men don’t like poetry or art is also a weird American assumption. If you talk to real men, even real American men, you will find that many do read poetry and enjoy art and are just as artistic as the average woman. But I suppose the real problem is that they show this aspect of their personality only to the women they are not trying to get into bed with. It’s as if the American culture doesn’t allow sex and intellectual pursuits to mix, so that the women who are getting the sex are not getting to see that their men have minds, too. So they end up longing for “effeminate” men, whether they realize it or not.

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    SweetiePie 2 years ago from Southern California, USALevel 2 Commenter

    Well I grew up in a very populated state with lots of men, and there is definitely a large group who are not into ballet, theater, and going to art museum. A man showing a dislike for art and ballet often happens in a marriages, not just when the guy is wanting something on the side.

    Of course you have the artistic types who are, but there are a lot of guys who would rather watch football or play xbox. There are men who can inhabit both worlds, but they are not the largest segment of the population. They poke fun at women and their Twilight fantasy type movies, but the women also poke fun at their ubber guy shows and sports fixes. Of course now there are more women who are getting into sports, and things are changing in this regard. Also, there have always been men who like art, but a lot of mainstream guys I talk to do not like the fantasy ideas that women long for with art. Also, I think being attracted to or longing more effeminate type of man is not always a bad thing, if that is what a woman truly wants. The problem is when women want guys to be macho and effeminate at the same time, and to want men to have different responses in different situations. There is definitely a lot of expectations women have out of men, and I have never actually been one of those type of women who are demanding like that. It is funny because guys are usually attracted to these type of women, and then later complain she is so bossy and demanding.


     

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    SweetiePie 2 years ago from Southern California, USALevel 2 Commenter

    I got cut off before I added something else. I think a lot of women are yearning for this Edward type of man who write them love poetry, and who takes them to the ballet, but in every day life a lot of women do not really do those things everyday either. It is a fantasy about wanting someone from a bygone era of sorts. Women are yearning for a type of man who is not prevalent in every day society because people in general do not exclusively listen to classical music because there are many different types of music to listen to today. Back in 1914 more men would have listened to classical music because that was sold more widely. When culture in general changes, often women do not realize they have changed with it. The Twilight thing is a fantasy for a long ago era of sorts, that really only existed in the imagination.


     

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Aya Katz 2 years ago from The OzarksHub Author

SweetiePie, you’ve made a lot of good points. Women who are themselves not interested in poetry and art have some twisted idea that if a man were interested in those things it would necessarily be a romantic expression of his love for them. But men who are really interested in poetry do not confine themselves to love poetry. Real artists have other things to say besides “I love you.”

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SweetiePie 2 years ago from Southern California, USALevel 2 Commenter

I do not even think it is real or genuine when a so-called love poet says that frequently. The most artistic poetry I have read is about nature anyway.

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